Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter. Show all posts

Saturday, September 23, 2017

These Old Walkin' Shoes: Why Can't We Be Friends

When and how does a friendship start to fade away? When you’re young and are surrounded by your friends, you make claims that you’ll be friends forever. Sometimes, that happens. There are people who are genuinely friends for life. Other times, those friendships slowly erode over time. It’s like you’re friends one day and not the next. It’s more of a matter of longer and longer times between encounters until they just don’t occur anymore.

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Root Stops Following Bacon

According to sources close to the situation, George Root has stopped following Craig Bacon on Twitter. In this stunning turn of events, the partners of Niagara's Watercooler seem to be virtually separated. Our reporters quickly tracked down Bacon at a local watering hole. When asked about the situation, Bacon responded with, "Next beer, please."

In an exclusive interview with Root, he explained the situation from his own point of view. "Listen, I can't see how anyone can fathom that I should be following Craig Bacon. If anything, he should be following me. I think we all know who the brains of the whole thing is."

In a follow up interview, Root responded with, "We're talking about Myspace, right?"

We will provide further details about the situation as they become available.