Canada just announced that they will be legalizing recreational pot. Rich thinks that we will be next, because, really, can we let Canada win? Craig disagrees, saying that we will have a very important export to the Great White North that will erase any trade deficit when they legalize it. At what point in your adulthood do you NOT drop your pants all the way to your ankles when using a urinal??? For some reason, there is a group of archaeologists who are trying to dig up the original site of Woodstock. So far, it's a lot of pull tabs from beer cans and unused prophylactics. Whispering into microphones is seen as sexually stimulating in China, which is why Beijing rescinded their invitation to Rich.
Cast: Craig, Rich, Walden
Running Time: 63 minutes