Thursday, March 24, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: Health Officials Warn of Rabid Bunnies

Area Health Department officials are warning residents of a rash of rabid chocolate bunnies across Greater Niagara County. Peter McGregor urges caution when encountering any and all chocolate bunnies.

“For your own safety, you should wrap the bunny in plastic and bring it to our labs for testing.”

George Root, the official Greater Niagara County rabid chocolate bunny tester, is well prepared for the influx of said bunnies at the laboratory. The laboratory is  located on Garden Street just beyond the fence. Mr. McGregor is directing all residents who encounter any chocolate bunnies to immediately bring them in for testing.

Craig Bacon contributed to this report and is willing to assist Mr McGregor and George Root in testing chocolate bunnies. Happy Easter!!